Ye Mortals be ware!
(OOC LOL this blog is dead :T oh well, I’ll give it to someone if they want it?)
WASH YOUR DISHES
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LIAR! THOSE DISHES BE YOURS!

Wait, this evil ask button? Oops, I hope I didn't break your stupid crap moron. I guess I should ask a propa question huh? Well, too bad! How do ya like me now blockhead? -Ronnie, Blu Scout

CURSE YE! Ye shall now face my wrath with the sending of a hundred thousand lewd photographs of your mother to your colleages, EVERYDAY. 

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

FOOL! I be not a mortal man! I have lived for centuries! And will out live ye all! But, I shall answer ye question. My earliest memory be when I first acquired my magicke staff. T’is been my pride and joy. UNTIL THAT CURSED FOOL SOLIDER BROKE IT IN HALF! My staff is nearly repaired, but every now again some unfortunate mortal’s life is ended, be they look at it the wrong way.